WASHINGTON, D.C. – Joining a star-studded cabinet, Dr. Theodore Kaczynski has been chosen to head up the Environmental Protection Agency. Educated at Harvard, with a Ph.D. from the University of Michigan, Dr. Kaczynski taught mathematics at the University of California, Berkeley before voluntarily lowering his carbon footprint. “Ted walked the green walk,” said president-elect Obama, shortly after phoning Dr. Kaczynski at his home in the Florence, Colorado Maximum Security Facility.
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The Unabomber knows green. And orange jumpsuits.
And the Zodiac, if the speculation is true.