Are campaigning for Kathy Shaidle in the Conservative Blogress Diva Contest over at Gay Patriot. They’ve give us all little punny names that are supposed to insult us; I’m “Old Mrs. Attila the Gun,” which makes me sound kinda married, yet spinster-like, at the same time. I rather like it.
But it isn’t just any gun, Guys: it’s a Ruger .357; I love the way they put their wheelguns together. I like Smiths, but I love Rugers.
I’ve decided to put the rest of my weight behind The Anchoress—such as it is. Apparently certain swaths of the Loony Left have decided that a woman’s mass correlates with the force of her ideas. Laugh if you like, but have you come up with any novel systems lately for estimating a woman’s intelligence or rhetorical force? I thought not.
Why not? I get that all the time. Mostly it’s from muddy-headed lesbians, but sometimes it comes from straight women. It’s as if they are so tired of male condescension that they must have someone to talk down to, and The Short Chick is it. Oh, and men also pull this crap: a few males like to act as if there is something childlike about a small woman. (Also: medium-sized women, and tall women.) I barely notice that any more, though.
So go to Gay Patriot and make your feelings known; fill in the ballot for Kathy Shaidle, too, if you like: after what their Human Rights Commission has put the Northern Blogosphere through, I’d love to see this award go to a Canadian.
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Actually, I am an old woman. And I live in a shoe.
I do, however, have a couple of .50-cal’s poking out of the lace-holes, though.
So be careful.