Oh, Yes.

by Little Miss Attila on January 7, 2009

Classic “Fuck You, Penguin”:

This is a puppy I briefly housed at Fuck You, Penguin headquarters. Her name was Lexington, she peed on my bed, chewed a hole in my shower curtain, and licked my face when I wasn’t looking. I loved her so.

But then she left me when her old family came back from vacation. And that’s fine. Because you know what, Puppy? I have met another puppy since you’ve been gone. Actually, I’ve met a large number of puppies. And I’ve played with all of them. Sometimes more than one at the same time. In fact, just the other day I was cuddling with a puppy, thinking “This is so much better than that time I was cuddling with Lexi. Thank goodness she gave me back my freedom.”

I’ve moved on, Puppy. I’ve grown.

That pretty much says it all.

Via Stacy.

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