At the same time I’ve never felt the need for more than a little extra shaving and trimming during the summer—and a “bikini line” wax job right before my honeymoon—I don’t think I really understand (1) why New Jersey is even contemplating this, (2) whether they also plan to outlaw the corollary electrolysis, and (3) in the case of the female genitalia, exactly how they plan to define where, um, the bikini line ends, and actual genitals begin.
I mean—do we all need to get tattoos now that designate the spot where normal skin turns into vulva? If one wants to get technical, I’d say the lips begin where the hair ends, but I guess that isn’t how New Jersey legislators see things.
Perhaps their wives are all . . . particularly hirsute.
Next on the list for bored lawmakers on the Atlantic seaboard: what kinds of bras should be permissible in a bikini top?—are shelf bras adequate, or should all swimwear feature cup-style architecture, even for A-cup gals? Must we all wear shirts, cover-ups, or robes over our swimwear, lest an errant breeze turn the high-beams on while we’re at the beach?
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It’s a slippery slope.
Since they are Dems afterall, they probably will cave in and just tax it back to the Stone Age.
Do not think I don’t know what you are doing, here.
You are a very bad man. Bad. Bad!
Glad someone knows what I am doing. I certainly don’t.
I was just blinded by the light.
Of the high beams . . . ^ ^