Or simulating. Something.
Release Date Set for Scare Force One Flight Simulator
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Man the cockpit of Air Force One and buzz the Big Apple, courtesy of Hotsky Game Studios and their June 18 release of Scare Force One: Chickens in the Barnyard. With a sweeping music score, realistic graphics and dynamic scenery, gamers can swoop their 747s down onto clueless New York City. Terrified figures flee screaming from office buildings, and a fast frame rate keeps the action real as you bank and turn above the streets to the realistic roar of four whining engines. Retailing for $49.99, you can add $20 for the Pentagon expansion pack. Add another $5 for a digital sampling of President Obama going, “Wheeeeeeee!!”
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