No. This Is Not the Best Sleeping Bag Ever.

by Little Miss Attila on June 8, 2009

The best sleeping bag ever was made for me by my grandmother, and it was shaped like a mermaid, with a green vest over the bodice and rows and rows of sequins on its tail. She used an army surplus down sleeping bag, and for when I wasn’t sleeping in it, provided a painted wig form with a wig, so my mermaid wouldn’t be headless. (The face she painted on it did, of course, have its eyes closed.)

I wish I had kept it, or at least gotten good pictures of it. I reminded her of it several weeks ago, and thanked her again. She was pleased that I remembered it, and told me she had fun making it.

I’m glad she didn’t make it to 100; I think she was getting awfully bored, toward the end, there.

So this is only the second best sleeping bag ever. But it’s a nice one!

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