More on Johnson & Johnson . . .

by Little Miss Attila on June 15, 2009

Hm. How funny. Nothing about the Letterman/CBS scandal at the company’s corporate site, or on its blog, either. But HillBuzz has a thing or two to say about Johnson & Johnson.

Here are the Johnson & Johnson product lines:

Acuvue • Actifed • Ambi • Aveeno • Band-Aid • Benadryl • Bengay • Benylin • Caladryl • Carefree • Clean & Clear • Coach • Coach Professional • Coach Sport • Codral • Combantrin • Compeed • Conceptrol • Cortaid • Cortef • Delfen • Desitin • E.P.T. • Efferdent • First-Aid • Gynol • Healthy Woman • Imodium • Johnson’s Baby • Johnson & Johnson Red Cross • Jontex • K-Y • Lactaid • Listerine • Listermint • Lubriderm • LundensMicatin • Motrin • Motrin Children • Myadec • Mylanta • • Nasalcrom • Neko • Neosporin • Neutrogena • Nicoderm • Nicorette • Nizoral • Nu-Gauze • O.B. • One Touch • Pediacare • Penaten • Pepcid • Pepcid AC • Polysporin • Purell • Reach • Reactine • Regaine • Rembrandt • RoC • Rogaine • Rolaids • Shower to Shower • Simply Sleep • Sinutab • Splenda • St. Joseph • Stayfree • Steri-Pad • Stim-u-dent • Sudacare • Sudafed • Tucks • Tylenol • Tylenol Baby • Tylenol Children • Unicap • Vania • Visine • Zyrtec

Print it out, and get to know the big, wide world of drugstore discount brands.

Meanwhile, here is the company’s corporate address:

JNJ.COM
P.O. Box 726
Langhorne, PA 19047-0726

Management:

William C. Weldon, Chairman of the Board and Chief Executive Officer
Dominic J. Caruso, Vice President, Finance and Chief Financial Officer
Donald M. Casey Jr., Worldwide Chairman, Comprehensive Care Group
Russell C. Deyo, Vice President, General Counsel and Chief Compliance Officer
Ms. Kaye Foster-Cheek, Vice President, Human Resources
Ms. Colleen Goggins, member of Johnson & Johnson’s Executive Committee and Worldwide Chairman, Consumer Group
Alex Gorsky, the Worldwide Chairman for the Surgical Care Group and a member of the Executive Committee
Sheri S. McCoy, Worldwide Chairman, Pharmaceuticals Group and a member of the Executive Committee

The company’s Board of Directors:

William C. Weldon: Chairman, Board of Directors and Chief Executive Officer, Chairman, Executive Committee
Mary Sue Coleman, Ph.D.: President, University of Michigan
James G. Cullen: Retired President and Chief Operating Officer, Bell Atlantic Corporation
Michael M.E. Johns, M.D.: Chancellor, Emory University
Arnold G. Langbo: Retired Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Kellogg Company
Susan L. Lindquist, Ph.D.: Member and Former Director, Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research; Professor of Biology, Massachusetts Institute of Technology: Leo F. Mullin
Retired Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Delta Air Lines, Inc.
William D. Perez: Retired President and Chief Executive Officer, Wm. Wrigley Jr. Company
Charles Prince: Chairman, Sconset Group LLC; Vice Chairman and Chairman of the Board of Advisors, Stonebridge International LLC; Retired Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Citigroup Inc.
David Satcher, M.D., Ph.D.: Director, Center of Excellence on Health Disparities, Director, Satcher Health Leadership Institute and Poussaint-Satcher-Cosby Chair in Mental Health, Morehouse School of Medicine

And for those of you who are whining about doing without your K-Y, here are some suggestions:

“My Pleasure” runs a lube guide, as does Blowfish, which is a great resource for those who need to ensure that their lube won’t damage their condoms or sex toys. The Sh! Women’s Emporium has its lube guide here. Adam and Eve’s lube page is here. There’s also Good Vibrations, and The Vermont Country Store. And Amazon.

For men flying solo, the ones I keep reading about are Stroke 29 and Men’s Cream.

For solo girl-fun or intercourse, Liquid Silk is my favorite, though I’ve heard Astroglide is terrific.

For those of you who need a thicker colloidal suspension (and I’m pretty sure I know exactly what you’re up to), there’s Maximus and Probe.

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