Word just came in that if you support one of the T-shirts that are being offered up in support of Canada’s Freedom Five, you may also either 1) send Mark Steyn a picture of your boobs, or 2) pretend that you’re Mark Steyn, and that you’re getting lots of boobie pix sent to your over the internet, leaving you with all kinds of awkward explaining to do to your wife.
Any shirt at Hollywood Loser qualifies, as long as you make a note about the Freedom Five and send it in with your order.
Okay, okay: I did, in point of fact, make this whole thing up. But please do send money to the legal defense fund for Kathy Shaidle, Ezra Levant, Kate McMillan, and Mark and Connie of Free Dominion. Today is the last day of the Hollywood Loser deal, though of course one can always contribute directly after that—though I don’t know if Steyn will still be accepting emails containing boobage. The sale ends at midnight tonight; no time zone given, so I suspect that means they’ll cut you some slack if you’re on the West Coast or in Hawaii. After that, you’re likely skating on thin ice. And then it’s back to sending in little $5 here, $10 there contributions, with no T-shirt in return—only the future of Western Civilization.
P.S. More about Mark Steyn, the Freedom Five, the importance of free expression in any liberal democracy, and breasts. Not necessarily in that order.
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Tits ahoy!
Steyn is subbing for Rush Limbaugh tomorrow. I do believe I shall commit ritual suicide in the name of my life being absolutely complete if Mark mentions my breasts to Rush’s 20 million listeners.
RG
And of course, ends up cracking himself up in the process, all the while saying “Uighur Uighur Uighur”.
Glad you admitted this was a fabrication. I couldn’t fathom why my hairy man-gear would be of any interest to a fellow with a beard as formidable as Steyn’s.
“Okay, okay: I did, in point of fact, make this whole thing up.”
And, I was thinking, Steyn is looking for a girl that has bigger boobs than his own!
Take that back! Steyn isn’t paunchy! (Wait. Let me see if I have a picture, here…)
His paunchiness comes and goes. Last I saw of him he was buff. Verrrry buff.
Heck yeah bay-bee keep them coimng!