Take it to Muscle Beach, Big O:
Obama Appears on Venice Beach with Megaphone
VENICE BEACH, CA – Yelling through a megaphone, a shirtless President Obama harangued a large crowd, arguing for his health care plan and growing hoarse as he competed with a loud boom box and a chain-saw juggler. Despite general admiration for his pecs, the President lost a major portion of the crowd when a man roller-skated past with a parrot that squawked out curse words. The appearance was part of the President’s health care offensive, with a second speech scheduled for later at an Orange Julius in Woodland Hills. “I’m very positive my message is being heard,” whispered the President. “Plus I made three dollars and forty-nine cents in tips.”
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Damn. The pathetic thing is, until the Orange Julius I was taking this seriously. Because, why wouldn’t Obama be haranguing a crowd through a megaphone at Venice Beach? It just seems like something he’s gonna do, and I’m surprised he hasn’t yet.