Notes to Self:

by Little Miss Attila on October 7, 2009

1) Do not annoy Gerard. Ever.

2) Do not allow Gerard to look at any creative project I have had anything to do with. Not even a teensy glimpse. No, no.

Of course, I must commend all those who continue to drop by Little Green Snot Balls every now and then; I gave up on that place a couple of years after I gave up on Andi Sullivan.

And, now that Gerard has reminded me:

3) Happy belated birthday to Cynthia, Stacy, and Sean.

Cynthia is hitting her midlife stride. Stacy has survived to the half-century mark. Sean is, like 25 or 30 or something like that. They are Libras. Libras are said to be sharp dressers, so go send them money for bitchin’ threads. Or send me some money, and I’ll buy new threads—and wear them in honor of Cynthia, Stacy, and Sean.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

vanderleun October 7, 2009 at 10:57 am

You are safe eternally from my wrath… Little Miss. I was raised to have undying respect for our fellow Gyno-Americans.


smitty October 7, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Does this mean you don’t want to edit Shameless Acts of Literary Vandalism & Entertainment (SALVE) when I get done with the final atrocity, currently in progress?


Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian October 7, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Thank you!


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