Oh, for Crying Out Loud.

by Little Miss Attila on December 16, 2009

“Gee. We’re about to win big in 2010. Quick: let’s destroy the Republican Party with vicious infighting.

Never mind that Ronald Reagan accepted money from the Log Cabin Republicans. No: today’s Republicans should remain pure.

After all, I’d much rather lose than win—but have gay cooties on me.

And heaven forfend that all those gays and lesbians who are enraged with the Democrats right now over the DOMA and DADT start voting with us—the party of Goldwater and his gay son, and the party of Cheney and his lesbian daughter [the first gay person to openly bring her life partner to official State events]. No, no.”

Hold the line, CPAC. These people want to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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Vlad December 16, 2009 at 11:20 am

Seeing as how GOProud only broke away from the Log Cabin folks a few months ago, I have to wonder how many of these vague objections are coming not from the rank and file but rather from their erstwhile allies………..

I smell a cat fight……….

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Little Miss Attila December 17, 2009 at 12:17 am

No. This attack is from the right–not the left.

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John Doe February 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm

I’d accept money and votes from anyone, too, if I were a politician. But when it came to pissing off 2% of the population (gays) or 30% of the population (and the Republican base), I’d opt to step on the toes of the former rather than the latter, if I couldn’t tiptoe around both.

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