Reynolds and I Discuss . . . the Important Issues

by Little Miss Attila on December 1, 2008

Joy McCann to Glenn Reynold:

As I once said to Goldstein after he linked me once, “your blowjob is in the mail.”

The perfect gentleman, he replied, “my pleasure.” Unless he really was taking it literally. Doubt it, though: I’ve seen his wife. Major hottie. Like yours.

Anyway, thanks!

—J

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Glenn Reynolds to Joy McCann:

Sorry, my mind is reeling over the economic possibilities if you really could send blowjobs by mail . . . .

It would, indeed, change the world, and probably cure the recession. Provided, of course, that I weren’t the one doing the heavy lifting. (Married, and all that.)

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I R A Darth Aggie December 1, 2008 at 9:36 am

Married, and all that

Hey, we all know that a hummer is not sex. Just ask Bill Clinton.

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Little Miss Attila December 1, 2008 at 2:49 pm

My definition of sex is a bit simpler: sex is sex. (Or: eatin’ really is cheatin’.)

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William Teach December 1, 2008 at 3:33 pm

Good news! According to the BBC, sex is growing as a cheaper alternative to going out and doing things 🙂

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7755315.stm

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Ride Fast December 2, 2008 at 8:05 am

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