Joy McCann to Glenn Reynold:
As I once said to Goldstein after he linked me once, “your blowjob is in the mail.”
The perfect gentleman, he replied, “my pleasure.” Unless he really was taking it literally. Doubt it, though: I’ve seen his wife. Major hottie. Like yours.
Anyway, thanks!
—J
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Glenn Reynolds to Joy McCann:
Sorry, my mind is reeling over the economic possibilities if you really could send blowjobs by mail . . . .
It would, indeed, change the world, and probably cure the recession. Provided, of course, that I weren’t the one doing the heavy lifting. (Married, and all that.)
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Married, and all that
Hey, we all know that a hummer is not sex. Just ask Bill Clinton.
My definition of sex is a bit simpler: sex is sex. (Or: eatin’ really is cheatin’.)
Good news! According to the BBC, sex is growing as a cheaper alternative to going out and doing things 🙂
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7755315.stm
[…] On setting standards […]
http://ridenshoot.blogspot.com/2008/12/on-setting-standards.html
Heh.