Skank-O-Rama!

by Little Miss Attila on February 5, 2009


In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

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Darrell February 6, 2009 at 12:25 am

Standards? I thought the problem was the absence thereof. Name another title you can earn by simply leaving off your underwear. Tats, lower-back definitely, are simply icing o’er the crack– letting everyone know you are as special as every other skank. What a glorious, democratic invention! Like trophies for every participant! I originally thought that it was sexist, but where would skanks be without the male cheerleaders and chorus? And women ultimately bestow the title.

Standards. Principles. That’s why you can never shame our President into lowering the thermostat even though he made a point of telling us that we are not entitled to a 72 degree existence. Or telling us how great FEMA will be while ignoring the souls currently freezing to death in Kentucky. Or preaching energy independence while banning domestic drilling. Or preaching fiscal responsiblity while dining on Wagyu beef and spending a $Trillion. Or……..Forget it. You don’t have enough bandwidth.

Standards, values, and the like cramp our style. And you know that’s not how we roll now. Downhill.

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I R A Darth Aggie February 6, 2009 at 7:42 am

Skanks: it’s what’s for dessert!

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Little Miss Attila February 6, 2009 at 8:14 am

Hm. I’m not so sure that EVERY tatt one might get on the small of one’s back is as trampy as they say. Though cutesy ones such as teddy bears or hearts–especially around the ankles– are very trashy indeed.

I just posted it because of the fight, which made that skit.

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Darrell February 6, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Most Shakespeare plays could be made better by a good catfight. . .

I haven’t seen a tattoo that could stand the test of time without becoming muddy, diffuse. We are lucky to be living in a time where we can see tatts on our female seniors.

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Little Miss Attila February 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm

I wish I knew more, but A the H had his removed before we met. He claims that it said “Death Before Fiscal Responsibility.”

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Darrell February 6, 2009 at 8:47 pm

Loan officers are trained to look for those.

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