Boss: By the way—when are you going to stop making stuff up about what I say and publishing it on the internet?
Me: Thanks for asking. Probably about an hour after I die.
Boss: Okay. Next time you’re late to work, I’m going to spank you.
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Quote of the Year:
"I dash all of my fury, all of my love, all of my passion against the cross of Christ, and settle beneath their shards and fragments as they rain down upon me, and pass and bite and dissolve. And I pray, most particularly for the event or the person or the feeling that has roused my headstrong, foolish passion and lured me toward the illusion, and away from detachment, wherein is found humility and tranquility; wisdom and peace.
And because I am no saint, because I am so flawed, all of that only brings me up to the ground-level. My evolution is still in such a primitive stage that I am merely eyes in mud, staring into heaven, unable to do much to lift myself; altogether one with the muck."
—The Anchoress
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MISS ATTILA:
First Stops:
Parc Bench
Hot Air
Trending Right
Memeorandum
The Minority Report
Instapundit
Daily Caller
Right Wing News
Drudge
Linkiest
Breitbart.com ("Gateway to The Bigs")
Lucianne.com
. . . And, The Blogs:
A Conservative Lesbian
Average Village Idiot
A Conservative Shemale
The American Mind
Ann Althouse
Ann McElhinney/Phelim McAleer
Aces, Flopping
Ace of Spades HQ
Castle Argghhh!!!
Armies of Liberation
Atlas Shrugs
Attila of Pillage Idiot
Beautiful Atrocities
The Belmont Club
The Bitch Girls
Bolus
Books, Bikes, and Boomsticks
The Common Virtue
The Conservatory
Cubachi
Da Goddess
Da TechGuy
Dan Collins
Danz Family
Dean's World
Desert Cat
Didn't I Tell You?
Digger's Realm
Dr. Helen
Cam Edwards
Camp of the Saints
Eleven Day Empire (James DiBenedetto)
Enpoe (pop culture and Matters Filipino
Flopping Aces
Froggy Ruminations
Frugal Café
Gateway Pundit
Gay Orbit
Goldfish and Clowns
Grandpa John's
Gregory!
Jeff Goldstein
Mary Katherine Ham (at the D.C. Examiner)
Haemet
Hugh Hewitt
Hi. I'm Black.
Hill Buzz
Honesty in Motion
Iberian Notes
IMA0
The Important Blogger
Iowahawk
The Irish Lass
In DC Journal
Infinite Monkeys
Instapundit
Intel Dump
Interesting News Items
Trey Jackson (videoblogging)
Ted Joy
Trog
James Joyner
Lead and Gold
Legal Insurrection
James Lileks
Ric
Locke
The Lonely Conservative
Rachel Lucas
Mister P
Media Myth Alert
Men's News Daily
Michelle Malkin
Mind-Numbed Robot
Miss Tammy
News Alert
Nice Deb
No Runny Eggs
No Watermelons Allowed
North Dallas Thirty
On Tap
On the Fritz
On the Third Hand
Outside the Beltway
Oxblog
Pete's Shootin' Shack
Peoria Pundit
Photon Courier
Power Line
POWIP
The Protocols of
the Yuppies of Zion
Protein Wisdom
Pundit & Pundette
The Queen of All Evil
Q&O--Questions and Observations
Retriever
RightGirl
Right Wing News
Sarah Palin's Uterus
Scrappleface
Donald Sensing
Rusty Shackleford
The Shape of Days
Sharp as a Marble
Sheila A-Stray
Laurence Simon
Sissy Willis
Six Meat Buffet
Spadilio and His Crew
Sundries Shack
Temple of Mut
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This Blog is Full of Crap
That Mr. Guy
Three Beers Later
Triticale [in Memorium]
Troglopundit
Truth Before Dishonor
The Truth Laid Bear
Valley of the Shadow
Venomous Kate
The Volokh Conspiracy
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Where is Raed?
Wizbang
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World's Only Rational Man
WyBlog
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I fear neither death nor pain."
—Eowyn, Tolkien's
Lord of the Rings
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Jane
Stacy
Tammy
Carol
Michele
Wendy H
And More Homegirls!
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Miss Tammy
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"What an uppity gender."
—Dad
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—R.L. Hymers, Jr. [circa 1977]
"You'd have a great blog, if you'd only skip the politics."
—Yazoots
"I always said that the epistolary form was your forte."
David Linden
"You are bad. I have to say I
enjoyed that immensely."
—Cassandra
"You rock on with your nerd self."
—Joe, of the Moronosphere
"Little Miss Attila not only doesn’t give a rat’s ass, she is busy hunting those rats down."
—Darrell
"The woman of Whittemore Chase..."
Jan Steckel
"Punctual."
—Eugene Volokh
"Good grammar, and better gin."
—CalTech Girl
"Clearly some people are better off dealing with pictures than with words."
—Roy Edroso, The Village Voice
"I enjoy Little Miss Attila's essays."
—Venomous Kate of Electric Venom
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—Beth of My Vast Right-Wing Conpiracy
"Your position is ludicrous, and worthy of ridicule."
—Ace of Spades
"Sexy."
—RightGirl
"The meaning is clear enough; only the morality is blurred."
—James Thurber [Okay. He wasn't talking about me. But I like the quote.]
"Old-school."
—Kelley of Suburban Blight (Retired, for now)
"Always thinking, aren't you?"
—My Husband
"It's bad karma not to link her."
—R. Stacy McCain
"Yowza."
—Iowahawk
"Joy definitely has the best ass."
—Keith
"Would you do me a favor, and lay off of the President for, like, three days?"
—Yazoots
"It's like free association, or shitting."
—David Linden [That one is out-of-context, too. Sorry!]
"Little Miss Godzilla."
Robert L. Hymers III
HAWT LYNX:
Illustrious Queers—
North Dallas Thirty
Zendo Deb/TFS Magnum
Cynthia Yockey,
Eminent Conservative Lesbian
The Patriots Gay
Tammy Bruce
HillBuzz
(Reorganized, and posting semi-regularly once more)
and
Gabe at Ace of Spades
Fellow Literature Junkies:
Lace Girl
Teh Funny—
• Paul Rugg
• Dave Burge
• Interesting News Items
• IMAO
Civics Lessons—
• Taranto on How a Bill Becomes Law
Editorial Resources—
• Better Editor
• Web on the Web
• Me me me me me!
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Cigars—
• Cigar Jack
Science—
• David Linden/
The Accidental Mind
• Cognitive Daily
Rive Gauche—
• Hip Nerd's Blog
• K's Quest
• Mr. Mahatma
• Talk About America
• Hill Buzz
• Hire Heels
• Logistics Monster
• No Quarter
Food & Booze—
• Just One Plate (L.A.)
• Food Goat
• A Full Belly
• Salt Shaker
• Serious Eats
• Slashfood
Travel—
• Things You Should Do
(In the West)
• Just One Plate (L.A.)
• The Travel Insider
Cars—
• • Jalopnik
The Truth About Cars
SoCal News—
• Foothill Cities
Oh, Canada—
• Five Feet of Fury
• Girl on the Right
• Small Dead Animals
• Jaime Weinman
Audio—
• Mary McCann,
The Bone Mama
(formerly in Phoenix, AZ;
now in Seattle, WA;
eclectic music)
• Mike Church,
King Dude
(right-wing talk)
• Jim Ladd
(Los Angeles;
Bitchin' Music
and Unfortunate
Left-Wing Fiddle-Faddle)
• The Bernsteins
(Amazing composers
for all your
scoring needs.
Heh. I said,
"scoring needs.")
Iran, from an Islamic Point of View
and written in beautiful English—
• Shahrzaad
Money—
• Blogging Away Debt
• Debt Kid
• Debtors Anonymous
World Services
• The Tightwad Gazette
More o' Dat
Pop Culture—
• Danny Barer
(Animation News)
• Something Old,
Nothing New
• EnpoeEnpoe
(And yet more
Animation News)
• Sam Plenty
(Cool New
Animation Site!)
• The Bernsteins
(Wait. Did I mention
the Bernsteins
already? They're
legendary.)
Guns & Self-Defense—
• Paxton Quigley, the Pioneer
•TFS Magnum (Zendo Deb)
•Massad Ayoob's Blog
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I think your boss should quit complaining and give you a raise for honoring him in your blog. Geez!