“Quit Wearing Shorts!”

by Little Miss Attila on August 13, 2009

Ann Althouse’s advice to men.

I do not think she has thought that one through: if they do not wear shorts, we can’t see their legs. Next thing you know, there’ll be some sort of edict from Wisconsin about “no wife-beater-style tank tops,” and that would be tragic.

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Steve Burri August 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm

You’re really pushin’ it, Attila!

Ya can’t roll yer pack of cigarettes up in the sleeve of a sleeveless tank top, sheesh!

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Peter August 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm

MS. Althouse must never have been to Texas in the summer, ot Arizona or California’s Central Valley. Anyhow, I thought her area of expertise was law. I do have a lawyer. I do not ask him for fashion advice. Lawyers cost too much per hour for that.

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Cassandra August 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm

But I *like* men in shorts. The Spousal Unit has very nice legs and I rather like objectifying him.

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vanderleun August 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm

Ms/ Althouse’s expertise, such as it is, is indeed as a lawyer. This is what makes her so knowledgeable about everything else.

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I R A Darth Aggie August 14, 2009 at 6:42 am

I lived in Texas for 5 years, and north Florida for the following 20. I went native in Florida (shorts and sandals, currently Crocs). You don’t know hot until your sweat starts sweating.

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Dave M August 15, 2009 at 3:26 pm

If you want to see our legs, just ask us to take our pants off, we’re pretty cool about that.

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